Sixteen-year old Lili is on the cusp of womanhood when several things go awry:
She unexpectedly crushes on a Mormon Missionary.
Her brothers think they are ninjas.
She thinks she’s a ninja.
Her mom is doing Yogalates (a combination of Yoga and Pilates)
Her dad thinks he is MacGyver.
Her dog eats poo.
As if all the above was not enough, Lili finds herself tragically entwined in a Love Triangle, just like every protagonist in the Young Adult novels she reads.
In addition to all that, and calling Crazyville, Utah her home, things can’t get much nuttier for Lili. Or can they?
NOTE: My Mormon Crush, My Dog Eats Poo is a Young Adult/ Teen Lit novella of 33,000 words (approximately 148 pages in paperback). This Young Adult title may also appeal to adults with a warped sense of humor.
WARNING: Irreverent humor, offensive humor and as the title would suggest . . . there’s loads of toilet humor. Mild profanities and mild sexual innuendos. Recommended for ages sixteen and up.
Available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble and all the online retailers December 8, 2011
